Dear Mr. Starr:

 
The test on the dress came back inconclusive. Everyone in Arkansas has the same DNA.
 
Apologies,
The FBI

 Ain't nobody ever gave me nothing!' -- no matter what the movie be, whatever the actor be doing. He could be fixing some food: 'Hey you gonna finish that?' 'You listen to me, ain't nobody ever gave me nothing!' 'And CUT!' They could be swimming away from a shark: 'Come on man, we gotta get out of here.' 'Listen! Ain't nobody ever gave me nothing!'

 I may not be Fred Flintstone, but I can make your bed rock.

 Q: What is Bill Clinton's favorite card game?

A: Poker.

 You're hotter than an anime chick.

 You're totally fan-fic worthy. I think someone's about to make an appearance in Kirk's quarters next chapter.

 According to my percentile dice, I should have charmed you by now.

 Your form is more arousing to me than that of a Twi'lek pleasure slave.