One day in class, the teacher told everyone to turn to a blank sheet of paper in their notebooks. She noticed that Chip, the dumb jock, was having trouble with her directions.
Two people were stranded on an iceberg with only a telescope. One of them was looking through the telescope and said, ''We're saved! Look, it's the Titanic!''
Q: Why did the blonde have square boobs?
Two blondes realize that their apartment is on fire and go out onto the balcony.
Q: How do you sink a submarine full of blondes?
One day a blonde finds out from her friend that her boyfriend is cheating on her. So one day she goes out to the mall and buys a gun. After that she goes to her boyfriend's house. She busts down the door and points the gun at her head.
Q: Why did the blonde think it was Sunday?